meaning membaca sambil bediri kalau translate teros la,tapi kalau translate secara metaphorically,(eh boleh pakai ke metaphor ni?),berdiri kat kedai2 yang jual buku or magazine and bace tanpa perlu bayar for the reading materials.panjang aa plak aku translate mende alah ni.
anyway mende ni cam common aa gak kat japan ni,lagi2 kat convinient store cam 7 eleven tu.24/7 around the clock mesti ade orang tgh baca mag,tak kire aa comic ke,mag pasal kete ke,dan tak lupe juge x rated material(ni paling common kot kat sini hehehe).owner kedai mmg tak kesah pasal mende ni,bukan cam kat mesia,satgi ade aa orang dok ehem ehem pastu cakap"nak bace free pi library aa weii!!".unless kalau bace kat kedai buku bebetol cam MPH ngan kinokuniya tu,kat sane mmg ade tempat duduk tok bace kan?.
gile aa jepon ni,kete pon nak tachi yomi
ironically,masyarakat kat sini mmg dah terkenal ngan habit membace derang,dapat lak bace free kat kedai.kite kalau kat mesia masih slow ngan habit ni,dilarang plak bace secara free kat kedai.rase nye kene tebalek kan,jepon dah habit bace,so derang kene beli aa,takleh bace free,orang mesia plak sebab nak pupuk semangat bace ni,bagi aa bace free kat kedai.tapi pk balek,bengkrap aa plak kedai mamak yang jual bahan bacaan tu plak hahaha.just my 2 cent.
tachi yomi joke from my favourite stand up comic,mitch hedberg(deceased):
I was in a convenience store reading a magazine and the clerk came up to me and said, "This is not a library." So I said, "All right, I will talk louder then!"
tadi mase makan kat a restaurant here,one of my junior mention about his friends saying that japanese girls have "zou no ashi" that means elephant legs,kaki gajah la in bahasa.that statement is made my a japanese guy about his own race,so in a way its neither racist or bias i guess(i repeat,I GUESS).
as soon as the statement struck the dining table,we start to comment about that fact.and it seems semua orang setuju,memang betol awek betol ni ade kaki besar.before i go any futher,please read this
"its normal for a guy/gal to have big legs if the upper body is big too,that is just normal body porpotion"
the different about japanese gals ni badan ok,kurus,slim semua tapi tgk bawah,tang kaki,alamak besar nye.really out of porpotion.plak tu a lot of these gals intend to show off their legs by wearing mini skirts,(i repeat,MINI),1 setengah jengkal je dari waistline derang gamaknye.
another junior of mine mention that this is because japanese walk a lot.to think of it my legs are rather big too,but i dont think i walked a lot,oh i forgot im just plain "chomel" hahaha(please refrain from using the word fat and substitute it with chomel because it sound much more cute hahaha).he might just be right,and thank god malaysian ladies are not much of a walker ,hiks.
the rest of the conversation is just too vulgar to be typed in this decent and innocent blog of mine.so kesimpulan yang aku suke hati nak buat ialah,orang dok kate awek jepon cun la comel la ayu la,tapi spoil sebab kaki derang besar.baik lagi gadis2 malaysia,yang porpotion of lower and upper body just nice.bak kate encik mawi yang aku tak suke(tapi ramai orang tergile gile kan),sape kate gadis melayu tak menawan,tak menarik hati,tiada memikat hehehe.
ps:this article is not trying to insult the "chomel" people with big legs (like me hehehe).but just to point out the unporpotionate figure of japanese ladies.(i really hope no japanese reads this article of mine hahaha.
ps2:adeh ramai nye orang kompius,aku tules kaki gajah ni,elephant legs bukan elephant feet.bukan pasal saiz tapak kaki tapi the whole leg yang besar.please take note ek:D
huishh cukup sebulan since my last post,where have ive been?ramai gak tanye,but is that really important,just consider it this way,i was finding myself and now im back.i guess macam kene carik pembaca2 baru kot lepas ni.cam ramai dah nak tinggalkan my blog je sebab lambat sangat update hehehe.but what the heck,writing seems to be that part of my life,either i have readers or not,that is up to those who wanna read.
i have been watching a lot of movies and television shows lately,kebanyakan nye berkisarkan pasal hidup bercinta,i guess those kinda stories yang orang suke nengok kot.but to think of it,most,hmm i guess all of them are either about falling in love (love at first sight,getting married,getting re mary) or falling out of love (seperation,being dump,divorce),nothing about life inside a family,about a couple who have already married,and living life together,having kids and all.kalau ade pon pasal ni,mesti some kinda of a sitcom or a comedy showing us yang life after marriage ni tah pape,ashik gado la,all those disfunctional family stuff.
wonder why?is there no kind of life after marriage yang bahagia?yang everyday happy with the ones you love?padahal banyak kids story akan end with "they lived happily ever after",padahal tak cite pon that ever after part.maybe these ever after part yang bahagia ni wujud tapi people dont like to know about them,thus buat cerita pasal yang gado la,yang tak bahagia la,and macam macam lagi.
but who am i to say this things,im not even married im just another guy who wish to have a wonderful and happy life with the one i love,sooner or later,without any disfunctionality,i just hope that small dreams of mine will come true.
