for the past weeks i have been busy with things that i really dont know what,and i seem to be neglecting you.im so sorry,but please dont get me wrong,its not that i dont love u,i do love u,but not as much as i love miss anis,that cute nurse,alaa encik blog,die penah bace ko laa.takkan lupe kot?
ape aku ngarot ni,kesian ek ko encik blog,sure ko tensyen ngan prangai aku yang tah pape ni.but all this might be ,because aku tension,yela,aku dok sini hari2 with nothing to do,i dont have classes,only on friday afternoons,and thursday mornings,other than those the lab are always empty,with me not knowing to do what.most of my days are full of loneliness.
some say,"go and travel la while u have the free time",and those words really made my tense level higher,i,really wish to do that,but i cant,my scholarship monye is late 3 month and my savings drying up.well,its a good thing i do have saving or ill be dried up by now.
why the hell im telling u this pon aku tatau aa encik blog,just tension i guess.so aku luahkan aa kat ko,hopely tade sape bace,as aku tak blog for a very long time,and ramai dah malas nak masok tgk ko kan encik blog,takpe aa,aku still akan jage ko.ok la encik blog,babai dulu,nanti aku datang jumpe ko lagi ek.
meaning membaca sambil bediri kalau translate teros la,tapi kalau translate secara metaphorically,(eh boleh pakai ke metaphor ni?),berdiri kat kedai2 yang jual buku or magazine and bace tanpa perlu bayar for the reading materials.panjang aa plak aku translate mende alah ni.
anyway mende ni cam common aa gak kat japan ni,lagi2 kat convinient store cam 7 eleven tu.24/7 around the clock mesti ade orang tgh baca mag,tak kire aa comic ke,mag pasal kete ke,dan tak lupe juge x rated material(ni paling common kot kat sini hehehe).owner kedai mmg tak kesah pasal mende ni,bukan cam kat mesia,satgi ade aa orang dok ehem ehem pastu cakap"nak bace free pi library aa weii!!".unless kalau bace kat kedai buku bebetol cam MPH ngan kinokuniya tu,kat sane mmg ade tempat duduk tok bace kan?.
gile aa jepon ni,kete pon nak tachi yomi
ironically,masyarakat kat sini mmg dah terkenal ngan habit membace derang,dapat lak bace free kat kedai.kite kalau kat mesia masih slow ngan habit ni,dilarang plak bace secara free kat kedai.rase nye kene tebalek kan,jepon dah habit bace,so derang kene beli aa,takleh bace free,orang mesia plak sebab nak pupuk semangat bace ni,bagi aa bace free kat kedai.tapi pk balek,bengkrap aa plak kedai mamak yang jual bahan bacaan tu plak hahaha.just my 2 cent.
tachi yomi joke from my favourite stand up comic,mitch hedberg(deceased):
I was in a convenience store reading a magazine and the clerk came up to me and said, "This is not a library." So I said, "All right, I will talk louder then!"
tadi mase makan kat a restaurant here,one of my junior mention about his friends saying that japanese girls have "zou no ashi" that means elephant legs,kaki gajah la in bahasa.that statement is made my a japanese guy about his own race,so in a way its neither racist or bias i guess(i repeat,I GUESS).
as soon as the statement struck the dining table,we start to comment about that fact.and it seems semua orang setuju,memang betol awek betol ni ade kaki besar.before i go any futher,please read this
"its normal for a guy/gal to have big legs if the upper body is big too,that is just normal body porpotion"
the different about japanese gals ni badan ok,kurus,slim semua tapi tgk bawah,tang kaki,alamak besar nye.really out of porpotion.plak tu a lot of these gals intend to show off their legs by wearing mini skirts,(i repeat,MINI),1 setengah jengkal je dari waistline derang gamaknye.
another junior of mine mention that this is because japanese walk a lot.to think of it my legs are rather big too,but i dont think i walked a lot,oh i forgot im just plain "chomel" hahaha(please refrain from using the word fat and substitute it with chomel because it sound much more cute hahaha).he might just be right,and thank god malaysian ladies are not much of a walker ,hiks.
the rest of the conversation is just too vulgar to be typed in this decent and innocent blog of mine.so kesimpulan yang aku suke hati nak buat ialah,orang dok kate awek jepon cun la comel la ayu la,tapi spoil sebab kaki derang besar.baik lagi gadis2 malaysia,yang porpotion of lower and upper body just nice.bak kate encik mawi yang aku tak suke(tapi ramai orang tergile gile kan),sape kate gadis melayu tak menawan,tak menarik hati,tiada memikat hehehe.
ps:this article is not trying to insult the "chomel" people with big legs (like me hehehe).but just to point out the unporpotionate figure of japanese ladies.(i really hope no japanese reads this article of mine hahaha.
ps2:adeh ramai nye orang kompius,aku tules kaki gajah ni,elephant legs bukan elephant feet.bukan pasal saiz tapak kaki tapi the whole leg yang besar.please take note ek:D
